Why is it that some people can talk crap about a dying person right up to the very second that person dies, but at the funeral, they can only say how much they loved that person?
The alcohol must have something to do with it...
Why do religious people say that funerals celebrate life and death?
Probably because some people go to the funeral to celebrate the person's life and others go to celebrate the fact that they never have to see the person again.
Some people wonder where pets go when they die. I wonder what they think when people leave them at home to attend funerals.
"Please, bring me a bone this time!"
"Yuck! Any liver but that one!"
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